Katrina.

Wow. It’s an incredible accusation. Our great nation’s government refutes the notion that they were shamefully slow to react to the massive Katrina disaster because those largely affected by it were black? And, in a double whammy, these blacks happen to be poor as well?

Really, how dare our own tax-paying, freedom-fries-loving citizens conceive this grotesque, sinister thought. Let’s think about this, let’s reason it out. Taking into account our wonderful work in Iraq and especially Guantanamo Bay, in prosecuting white-collar crime, in enacting “tough” hate crime laws in some states, it all makes for a pretty weak case, doesn’t it?

Godzilla Rice, congrats for standing your ground. You must be so proud. We’re all wrong, yet again. Tsk, tsk on us. By golly.